Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Friends with benefits.

So basically. I was reading holly's blog where she mentioned the conversation we had and I figured I should mention something extremely important. I 100% and completly hate the term "Friends with benefits." I hate what it implies, I hate what it sounds like. I despise everything about it. It never ends up well. Someone always gets hurt, or you end up regreting it. (No, this does not so much imply to those one night stands, as it does to the younger kids that have adopted the phrase.) And I say that full knowingly that "never" is a ginormous word. My statement still stands. Damn you Alannis Morissete for ever starting this movement that has impregnated so many college students.

"Mommy, what was daddy like?"
"Well, he was mommy's friend with benefits."



But what makes me madder is that it is seeping into the younger generations.! FLABBERGASTATION!